For those new to this game, Keyword Chaos starts with a select group of unusual search terms that people have used to find this blog. Then Randy and I add our own perspective to each phrase. I hope you enjoy the results as much as we enjoy assembling them.

• kiss me kate, frontier gal, McLintock, otk - You’re expecting a lot from one query
• google adult ladies bare bottoms - Hey, that tickles!
• spank your partner - Allemande left and a do-si-do, spank your partner where the sun don’t show
• why is spanking sexually arousing? - Does it matter?
• best spanking implement - The answer probably depends upon which end you consult
• I love my round rump plump thick bubble ass - Next month, I’m renting it out as billboard space
• sexey underware - Awfull speling two
• spank-exchange - Amagamated Paddles was up seven points in heavy trading today
• spanking is fun - I’m glad Sherlock Holmes is on the case
• spanking skirt never bare - In my experience, spanking skirts are always flipped eventually
• butt plug in my - Fireplace?
• double fabric crotch - It’s good to know the Panty Patrol is still out there
• he spanks me humiliating lubricant - Never humilate the lubricant; it has an important job
• hi my name is Bonnie today fucked ass - I am so not wearing that name tag
• I enjoy it wrists ankles fiction - Do you really enjoy it, or is that just fiction?
• I still get spanked uniform - Everyone loves a spanko in uniform
• knotted towel sex - I wonder how that works… Wait, please don’t tell me
• spanked by boyfriend or spanked my husband or spanked my finance - Well, as long as someone is getting it good
• adult spanking whippy whackings - Yes, Mister Fudd, your woom is weady
• bare bottom spanking panties sore dinner belt - Dinner belt? I’ll bet that brings ‘em in on time
• bare bottom spanking panties yelled exposed butt plug - Incoming!
• beautiful women with bare bottom - Here’s a secret: All beautiful women have bare bottoms
• best spanking panties in the world - If these panties work that well, they probably spend a lot of time around someone’s ankles
• best way to spank a wife - Step one, convince wife she actually wants to be spanked…
• birthday mba spank - Oh joy! Spank the accountant is even better than a pinata!
• Bonnie likes to be spanked - What was your first hint?
• captain lightfoot spanking clip - I had a feeling that Edmund Fitzgerald gig wasn’t going to work out
• cheerleader spanked in gold panties - Clank!
• dad spanked her big bottom - Meanwhile, her little bottom remained unblemished
• does spanking help o d d? - Unfortunately, there is no known cure for the odd
• dult spanking - The question is whether the dult will even notice
• feather paddles spank - Now there’s a dopey concept
• flexible to get the ass in the air doggie style - This might be easier without the trapeze
• foxtail but plug - For autumn, we have this new Davy Crockett model
• free cheerleader spanking in panties blogs - Huh?
• granny dungeon bottom spank - There’s more to being a granny than baking cookies
• how to paddle your wife instructional guide - Now available on DVD or Blue-Ray
• how to take a spanking - Try to lie still, relax as much as you can, and think of England
• I am divorced and need to be spanked and fucked - Forget search engines and try a personal ad instead
• I was told to spank myself - And if Billy told you to jump off of a building, would you do that too?
• let’s spank her story - Later, we can go upstairs and have a second story spanking
• name to call partner when getting spanked - How about SIR?
• neighbor in my underwear drawer - Never mind that, how are going to get him out of there?
• office spanking parties - First Avon, and now this!
• real lesbian spanking partners - No synthetic lesbians need apply
• reality sex spanking - There’s one show I would definitely watch!
• retro rockabilly spankings - Look, it’s Lil Abner!
• sleeping butt plug - Shhhhh. There no telling what it might do if awakened suddenly
• spank the weather lady - That really won’t stop the rain
• spanking ass index - That last impact registered 7.3 on the spankter scale
• spanking girls bare fanny’s - That’s five yards for illegal use of apostrophes
• spanking is a good thing - Right up there with chocolate
• spanking life - Is that like Second Life, but for spanking enthusiasts?
• spanking paddle blueprints - Dude, we’re not talking about a nuclear reactor here
• spanko wood filler - Say what?
• wet spanking in shower - That seems like the ideal locale
• what is the purpose of the different spanking implements - To warm someone’s bottom
• what’s in my panty drawer - uh, panties?
• where do spankings happen the most? - On the bottom
• who invented the spanking? - It was a Roman by the name of Flagellus Maximus
• why do I feel like I want a old fashion spanking? - Nostalgia perhaps?
• why women like erotic spanking? - I think you just answered your own question
• wrong to fantasize spanking? - It’s not wrong, but living the fantasy is even better

Big news from the NORTHERN SPANKING INSTITUTE: The 1st and 2nd part of their new film have gone online, starring the amazing Amelia Jane Rutherford!

The story is that Amelia Jane is the stroppy and lazy daughter of the owner of a very large engineering firm and her dad has asked one of his engineers, (played by Paul from NSI), to school her in electrical engineering in advance of her degree. It starts with her being dragged out of bed in her jammies, protesting ferociously and spanked. When she’s eventually dressed in her school uniform her tuition doesn’t go well - she’s learned nothing, can get none of the answers right to very basic questions and is truly ghastly to the poor engineer throughought, being spanked again and strapped all to very little effect. It is only when she’s made to touch her toes for a thorough caning that any contrition appears.

The whole movie will be 55 minutes long and as far as I can see from the previews and the storyline, it’s a must for every spanking enthousiast to watch it.

Visit NORTHERN SPANKING:

Sadly, author Elizabeth Longford omits the keenly anticipated chapter exploring the relative merits of over-the-knee hand spankings versus over-the-bed beltings. But there was still a fascinating section containing “three general rules” for punishment:

1. Never threaten a punishment you do not intend to or cannot perform.

2. Never inflict a punishment without warning.

3. If *next time* comes, be sure to carry out the punishment.

I shall bear that sage advice in mind. As should girls who make the mistake of misbehaving in my vicinity…

Continuing with the Detention theme, check out one of my fave girlies, Jodie, in her rather embarrassing Detention Discipline movie below.

There is a special Free HD Movie Clip and a FREE Gallery in one which shows you precisely what happens to her in this private one on one punishment when she’s detained after school! OMG - Jodie can look so innocent, but believe you me, she isn’t!! This girl gets everything she deserves, trust me! This movie is available in full at HDspank.com
  
Remember, that as well as being available to download at HDspank.com, this site is of course part of the 14 SITE SPANKPASS OFFER

From a different network of sites, we have the naughty girl Sophie at Spanked Cutie, I was watching some of her movies that I had archived and this was one of her earlier films where Shanelle detains Sophie in the country kitchen and spanks and straps the daylights out of Sophie’s very mesmersing chunky cheeks! Some fantastic cam angles as well, when she’s stripped, with some glorious facials and zooms on that amazing arse of hers! See what I mean below.

Check out the free Free pics from this movie below
   

I was gonna stop but I just got some gallery info in from a site I love the name of and as I checked through some of their content I found some great image sets to share with you and decided to make them a Red Head theme, since I love red head girls so take a look at the pics below, I was really happy that the 1st set has one of my fave American porno actresses, Nicole (or as she is also known as Red Hot Lauren)…typically Nicole is caught vibing her soaking wet pussy and you can see her cum oozing out as she is spanked, a versatile girl, mm mmm! The other girls gave me wood too, I’ll let you all decide.

Check out the free galleries below, although this site often buys in content, there are many exclusive fantastic sets I haven’t seen before making this a little gem of a site and it also contains strong scenes of a sexual nature as well as the punishment side which every now and then, is just what I need to see online
So sit back, relax… enjoy!
     

Damn, seeing those girls has given me serious wood so I may as well post my gorgeous l’il Brazilian girlies now, I’m so far gone! LOL - this blog post has totally lost the plot…rather like this remastered movie package which showed unseen and enhanced footage with 100s of extra pics never viewed before! I have featured this package before, and know it’s a very popular option as PPV over at NaughtyBottom.com - where you can also view a 1 minute promo clip from another of these Brazilian films.
The one featured below was the final of the 4 and probably one of my favourites as it had the girls not knowing what day of the week it was, getting punished with their thongs stuffed in their mouths for goodness sake, LOL!
Check out the goodness below 

OK, those on a budget might just want to view ALL the full films of this one package - and can do so via PPV at NaughtyBottom

Final Reminder today, that all of NaughtyBottom’s films are currently also included along with the other membership sites making the 14 SITES
Chief’s fact of the day: If you were to purchase all of the NaughtyBottom PPV movies, you’d spend MORE than the ANNUAL 14 SITE SpankPass
You do the math - that is some helluva deal! 

Regards
Chief 

Now, tell me, isn’t it true that women have been having other sex organs re-shaped for decades, or have I totally misunderstood? Lips, breasts, thighs and asses all go under the knife quite regularly, no? Why is it suddenly so controversial and wrong to have one’s labia changed or clitoris de-hooded?

I

…spare a thought for headmasters of girls’ schools. We may not be role models but we do offer our girls practice in the art of combating male authority — vital for success in the real world.

So that’s what they’re for! I’m anticipating the next time I’m accused of being cheeky towards a Headmaster. Now I can respond that I’m simply preparing for the real world, where I’ll have to challenge male authority.

Here are some favorites:

1. It’ll be fun
2. It’s the weekend
3. He thinks I need a little color in my cheeks
4. I’m wearing thong-style underwear
5. He forgets how a certain implement works
6. My bottom looks nice
7. He loves how my pants fit in back
8. It’s been too long
9. He’s actually part baboon
10. We have some time to kill
11. We’re in a hurry
12. He wants to practice his aim
13. He says pale is boring
14. We’re going somewhere
15. We’re staying home
16. We completed a difficult or lengthy task
17. We’re taking a break
18. The power went out
19. We have a new spanking implement
20. It’s a milestone for the blog
21. A reader said I needed a spanking
22. I look as though I need it
23. The holidays are coming
24. He wants to make love
25. He thinks red is my color

Whether faulty logic or no logic at all, who am I to argue? Besides, it doesn’t hurt nearly as much when you’re laughing!