Kinky country music

Every time I hear this song, I decide I need to write it up, but have been forgetting to do so.

Craig Morgan’s probably best known right now for his song “International Harvester” from his Little Bit of Life album, which has been getting a lot of radio airtime over the last 6 months or so. More interesting for us, however, is another song on the same album entitled “Nothin’ Goin’ Wrong Around

Come see my surprise

“Mama, daddy, come see my surprise!”

That was how Sparkle and I were interrupted from a bit of post-shower (dressed) cuddling a few minutes ago.

“There’s a surprise?” I asked.

“Uh huh, in my room!”

“Uh oh,” I said to Sparkle, “surprises are often scary.”

I got up and was held back by my 4 year old traffic cop who said “You have to wait for mama.”

Sparkle joined me and we walked into the

A decade of love and spanks

Ten years ago this week, Sparkle and I met for the first time.

To be specific, it was on July 25, 1998. I had thought about writing something about that four days ago, but, as you may have seen, today is Sparkle’s birthday, which is a special day for us in more ways than one.

We had, of course, known each other online for sometime prior to that day a decade ago; casually at first, more

More to read

Adding a few new blogs to my list again.

I actually added a link to Jenni Mack’s blog, My Dirty Little Secret, when I added Barbie’s blog a few weeks ago, but didn’t specifically point it out. I’d been reading her blog for some time when, lo and behold, I discovered that she is now one of Shadow Lane’s newest models in the third installment of the ever-popular Mischief Makers series.

The other

Temperature rising

“I think I have a fever.”

That’s what I was greeted with when I called Sparkle while leaving work Thursday.

And no, it wasn’t an excuse to get out of a spanking or anything, she truly did feel ill. I’ve been fighting a cold this week, but hers seemed to be a totally different set of symptoms.

I asked her if she’d taken her temperature, to which she responded, “No, I thought maybe you should do

I know someone who needs one

(found at Engrish.com)

He knows if you’ve been bad or good…

Sometimes, things get lost in translation.

Other times, they just get kinkified. (found at Engrish.com).

MySpace hates spankos

So, a few months back I posted that I had joined MySpace.

I’ve been playing around a lot in “social networking” sites for about eight months now in both my vanilla and kink lives. I’m now Facebooked and LinkedIn as well, though only on the vanilla side.

It’s been a great experience: I’ve met a lot of new friends (mostly on the kink side) and reconnected with some old ones (mostly on the vanilla

Spanking Barbie (no, not the doll)

I have a new friend and a new blog to share with you all. Especially since she’s been bratting me incessantly for the past week or so to write a blog post all about her.

The good news is that I’ll get to spank her for it at the Shadow Lane party next month. And trust me, I will.

Barbie and I met on the Happy Tails chat a couple months ago. Her first or second night in the chat, I believe.

Her

The house feels right again

Life is good, because I have my girls back. By girls, I mean Sparkle and the princess. They came home from the in-laws’ today. The princess has been gone for over three weeks, and Sparkle, aside from last weekend together, has been gone for two weeks (and very distracted the week prior).

The separation was not nearly as traumatic as last year’s, when we were dealing with moving and were already

Naughtiness with camera phones

As Sparkle’s already explained on her blog, she and I and the princess have been apart due to her work and a family visit. Currently, she and the princess are visiting her family in Indiana and I’m at home.

That hasn’t stopped her from being naughty from a distance. I opened up my e-mail this morning to find an message from ******@vzwpix.com, indicating a picture message sent from a Verizon cell

“What if you needed to identify me?”

This has got to be one of the funniest discussions about marital anal interests ever, from the defunct HBO sitcom Lucky Louie (via Kontraband and YouTube).

While the child’s away

The princess left yesterday morning on her annual (two years running) trip to visit her grandparents in Indiana. Last year, it was mostly of necessity due to Sparkle’s job and my living in another part of the state than her. Hard as it was to be apart, both the grandparents and the child loved it, so we decided it would be an annual trip.

Now, don’t get me wrong. I absolutely adore my daughter,

Try explaining this to the charge nurse

Safety tip for the day: oral sex and frying pans filled with hot oil do not mix.Publish Post

from Kontraband.com

Let he who is without sin

As a Christian, I truly do believe in my faith. However, I also feel an overwhelming desire to apologize on it’s behalf when I read crap like this, from KCRA.com in Sacramento:

“Customers heading into Secrets Lingerie Boutique in Vacaville are sometimes met by protesters and a sign saying, “Smile, you’re on YouTube.” Youth pastor Jim White said the protesters gather to film shoppers entering the