If the doctor only knew

Figured I’d better get in another post before October ended so that my last post wasn’t the only one for this month. It will be a short post though, because it’s hard to type one-handed

No, I’m not wanking off. I broke my wrist at work today. Wish I could say it was doing something exciting, but no…I stumbled getting off the fire engine in front of the station (embarrassing, I know). At least

Review: Love Hurts by Lupus

It’s quite a time that I’ve posted the last review here… if I’d live in a spanking movie, I’d get punished now… it’s a pity that things in reality don’t work that simple…
I’ve just watched an excellent piece of spanking fiction: one of the latest Lupus movies, Love Hurts.
It’s one of their more […]

Bloody Halloween!!!!

Aaaargh! It’s tonight, the little horrors are plaguing me with TRICK OR TREAT! Grrr, Go away, can’t you see I’m viewing Spanking Porn?
** ahem - adjusts trousers, locks door and tells missus “I may be sometime!” **
Well, feeling in a naughty spanking mood tonight! Fittingly I made these 2 galleries and just made them available […]

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One Halloween Night

I’ve never been a big fan of Halloween. Never. I mean, there’s always been something about it that’s made me slightly uncomfortable. As a child, the notion of dressing up in a ’stupid’ costume and knocking on neighbors’ doors to get candy I didn’t even like was off-putting. I wondered, even then, if it wouldn’t be a better decision financially to buy candy that we actually liked instead of cheap

Sensitive to spanking references

Yet again I marvel how little it takes to set me off when I happen across a tiniest spanking reference.
I’m reading a novel I’m getting awfully fond of, “Vita Nostra” by Marina & Sergey Dyachenko, in Russian. This book actually has plenty to keep me happy without such mundane thing like spanking scenes or anything. […]

Barbie McDonald

I do not take the princess grocery shopping if I can avoid it. I mean, for a loaf of bread and some juice - we can manage that perfectly and have fun doing it.

But for the big, weekly shopping trip where more food than girl comes home in the car? No.

It’s attempted intermittently, of course. Is she big enough? Will she get bored? Will she walk? Will I have to try and manuveur that

Happy Wobblesome Halloween

OK, gotta get this pots out before the Trick or Treaters plague me, the cane and strap are in the porch for any urchin that dares defy me
I sound like a miserable grumpy git, eh? I actually like Halloween, so here’s a few pics of some Jack o’Lanterns I found on t’internet earlier. I […]

Now calling at Correctional Institute

Alighting from the Victoria Line at Green Park recently, it struck me that the Queen must be a forgetful old dear. After all, the announcer greets each train with, “Change here for Buckingham Palace,” presumably in case Her Majesty (a) happens to be on board, and (b) can’t remember the way home.
Helpful tube announcements could […]

Dani Loveday’s painful tour of British school disicpline

Dani Loveday arrives reluctantly at the Headmaster’s house. She is to be punished severely for her transgressions and faces being tawsed and caned on her bare bottom. To her horror the Headmaster…

Exciting New Spanking Movies OUT NOW!

I have been putting together some cracking new updates across a variety of networks today for your viewing pleasure. As always, any comments about any films shown are always welcome, or if there is something you wish me to look up foryou, then leave a comment, we humble bloggers always like to receive feedback, then […]

Punishment in an English orphanage

Charlie Chaplin, in his memoir “My Autobiorgaphy” dedicates quite a few pages to his experiences in Hanwell School for Orphans and Destitute Children.
Of particular interest to me was, of course, the description of the punishment ritual:
For major offences… punishment took place every Friday in the large gymnasium… On Friday morning two to three hundred boys… […]

Meme: Seven Up

I’ve been tagged by both Cowgirl and Thomas. I guess I ought to respond.The Rules-* Link to your tagger and list these rules on your blog.* Share 7 facts about yourself on your blog - some random, some weird.* Tag 7 people at the end of your post by l…

Seven

Argh. Sara of Finding Sara tagged me on a meme. And since I’m feeling all self-involved and overwhelmed by the prospect of a month of traveling on the horizon, followed by Christmas, and I don’t want to write about any of the things I’m thinking about, I’ll do it. But I will not NOT NOT tag people. ‘Cause if I did they wouldn’t do the meme anyway.

The Rules-
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Role Play

Todd and Suzy, over at A.S.S., brought up the question of role play recently. Spanky and I have tried it, and it was not a rousing success. We had a lot of fun anyway, but decided that it isn’t something we can do comfortably. Maybe with more practic…